everything should just get better immediately and forever
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance
Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post
richard siken saying heβs team destiel felt like the dvd sign slotting into the screen corner in my brain
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passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
Welcome to Europe my friend
i would love to be welcomed to europe alas i can’t because my passport expired
we need to destigmatize dropping out of college I am so serious. like dude if u realize that is Bad For You then you can just Leave. I am so fucking serious. just stop. there are other options and you don’t need to force yourself through shit you can’t do and go into debt. i promise you can just Not.
do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light
sometimes a post makes you get out of bed at 230am to spend a quick hour on something like this
Gamer cats
*my skirt flies up in the wind* kyaaaaaa!
*frantically tries to hold my skirt down as a comically large number of weapons spill out from under it*
*a gentle breeze slightly ruffles my skirt and one last dagger falls out*
Bark Europa - Can you imagine that this girl is already 112 years old?






