assignedslutatbirth:

everything should just get better immediately and forever

swordshapedleaves:

wineyrose:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

blanketforcas:

nikadd:

richard siken saying he’s team destiel felt like the dvd sign slotting into the screen corner in my brain

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marisatomay:

brambells:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

Welcome to Europe my friend

i would love to be welcomed to europe alas i can’t because my passport expired

miss-beloved:

we need to destigmatize dropping out of college I am so serious. like dude if u realize that is Bad For You then you can just Leave. I am so fucking serious. just stop. there are other options and you don’t need to force yourself through shit you can’t do and go into debt. i promise you can just Not.

jasontoddsreanimatedcorpse:

smoooothbrain:

do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light

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sometimes a post makes you get out of bed at 230am to spend a quick hour on something like this

catwheezie:

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Gamer cats

knightpixie:

knightpixie:

*my skirt flies up in the wind* kyaaaaaa!

*frantically tries to hold my skirt down as a comically large number of weapons spill out from under it*

*a gentle breeze slightly ruffles my skirt and one last dagger falls out*

ltwilliammowett:

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Bark Europa - Can you imagine that this girl is already 112 years old?

tokehashi:

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future’s gonna be okay β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή